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"Itazurakko" <sup>(JPJapanese: いたずらっ子

Romaji: Itazurakko

Translation: Prankster Child)</sup> is a term for a young character who likes to play pranks and tricks on others. They like to play in a way that causes trouble for others.

Quotes from Cartoons, Comics & Graphic Novels

The Simpsons
Eat my shorts! —Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons

Quotes from Video Games & Visual Novels

Brawl Stars
Run, Brawl, explode. Hashtag life goals. —Chester, from Brawl Stars Doin' it for the lols! —Chester, from Brawl Stars You got hurted. Aww, the poor baby. —Chester, from Brawl Stars Surprise! —Chester, from Brawl Stars What will it be? —Chester, from Brawl Stars Spoiler alert! —Chester, from Brawl Stars

Genshin Impact

I do try to lighten the mood sometimes, but... I'm not the best judge of other people's sense of humor. —Cyno, from Genshin Impact Hmm... a joke? Ah, I've got just the one. Ahem... There once was a traveler, stranded in the desert and dying of thirst, who in desperation prayed for a Hydro Slime to come their way. But the traveler didn't realize that at that very moment, a starving Hydro Slime was praying to meet a lone, stranded traveler... What, not funny? Tsk, I think it's hysterical. —Cyno, from Genshin Impact Tighnari once told me not to tell jokes at the dinner table, insisting that my jokes weren't funny at all. I did not share his opinion, so I told three of my best jokes in a row, and explained the premise of each in great detail. By the time I was done talking, my food was cold. —Cyno, from Genshin Impact Cyno: ... Why is this humble windmill such a great view? Tighnari: I mean, it's understandable. It must been a long time since you last came to Mondstadt. Cyno: Because it is the true "Great Vay-iew-vyastra." Tighnari: ... Cyno: Oh, come on. Don't tell me you don't get it? View, vayu... and also mahamatra, vayuvyastra... no? Cyno: We're supposed to be here on vacation, and you're already thinking about how to improve your herbal medicines? Also, I thought we'd agreed to take on new identities for this trip? Paimon: What new identities? Cyno: Mine was "Adventurer Cyno, skilled desert explorer," Tighnari's was "technological consultant to the Treasure Hoarders," and Collei's was "traveling musician." Traveler: ...And you find that sort of role-play fun? Cyno: Very much so. Cyno: Tighnari. While we were on the road, we spotted something white, walking on two legs. Was that Paimon? Tighnari: Which day was this? Cyno: Just after passing through Stone Gate. Tighnari: ... Paimon: Uh, Cyno, are you sure your eyes were working that day? Or maybe your hood was blocking your vision? Paimon always flies. There's no way she'd ever walk. Cyno: Is that right... I thought that you'd maybe snacked on too many local... ground nuts. Collei: ... Cyno: No? Not funny? Cyno: Ground, you know, as in "ground up," but also "the ground"... ground nuts make you fall to the ground... Paimon: You seem much cheerier now that you're here in Mondstadt, Cyno. Actually, it feels like you're a completely different person! Cyno: That's because I'm Cyno the Adventurer. Traveler: That's not funny. Cyno: Hmm? It's not? Tighnari: In fairness, you only saw him in his work mode while you were in Sumeru. He's actually like this most of the time when he's in a good mood. Collei: Yep, it's true. Sometimes when he's eating, he'll grumble about how the bowl is too shallow for the amount of food it contains, and other random stuff like that. Cyno: I understand. Then allow me to reintroduce myself. Before, you knew me as General Mahamatra Cyno. Now, please see me as Cyno the Adventurer. Tighnari: Yeah, so that's another thing he does! He'll keep repeating something he thinks is funny until you stop trying to resist. Collei: Oh, well, Lisa once told me that the Windblume Festival is one of Mondstadt's biggest events of the year. I wanted to take this opportunity to give everyone a Windblume, as a token of my heartfelt gratitude for everything they've done to look after me... Tighnari: Plus, it was a good chance for Collei to get out and meet some new people. Cyno: "Collei Lily." Paimon: ...What? Cyno: Collei's Windblume. Maybe she should call it a "Collei Lily." It sounds very Mondstadt. Cyno: There's also "Collei Flower," which would technically make more sense, but somehow it doesn't sound as nice. Tighnari: ...Moving swiftly on... Paimon: Wow, he just completely ignored the joke and carried on the conversation. Guess sometimes, that's the only way forward. Sucrose: Lisa, might I ask if... Huh? Albedo: Sucrose? Collei? What are you doing here? Cyno: I can only "Sucrose" that they were "Collei"-ng in on someone. At "Lisa," that's as far as "Cyno." Tighnari: Please... Just stop it with these puns, I beg you. Are you trying to win worldwide fame for unfunny jokes? Cyno: If your friendship was forged in a test tube, does that make you "test friends forever"? Tighnari: That's it... I think you've ruined Sumeru's reputation in Mondstadt beyond all hope of repair. Kirara: Of course, both of them! I'll come up with a way to have the customer confirm the contents of the package. If they turn out to be just an ordinary customer and the package doesn't contain the card backs, then I'll lower both of my tails. That'll mean you can just stay hidden. But if they turn out to be the thieves we're after, then I'll... Cyno: Lay down. Charlotte: Huh? Why would she do that? Cyno: It'd be a signal, that we need to "lay down" the law... Charlotte: ... Kirara: No way, I'm not getting on the ground, that would be way too embarrassing! Besides, don't you think that would look suspicious? Cyno: You think so? Then maybe you can use your tails to pound your back. Charlotte: Uh, and why should she do that? Cyno: Simple. It'd be signal that she had "found the backs" we're looking for. Charlotte: ... This is the first time I've met someone as creative with their words as I am. Have you ever considered a career in writing news headlines, Cyno? Paimon: Oh no, don't enable him... Kirara: Okay, if we keep standing around talking like this, the package is going to be late. Listen to me. If they're the thieves, I'll lift one tail up and keep the other one down. If you see that, then you can come round them up. Cyno: You're not going to lay down? Kirara: NO! I'm not laying down! Cyno: We'll hide here. This spot is hidden, but with a clear view. Paimon: Paimon's sure this recipient's up to no good! Who'd pick up a package in a place like this!? Cyno: I agree. But for the sake of her company's reputation, we'll let her "tail" us what to do. Charlotte: ... Paimon: ... Traveler: ... Cyno: What? As in her "tails"... Paimon: Yeah yeah, we get it... Charlotte: Oh, wait wait wait! I still wanna interview the champion of the Sumeru regional tournament. Cyno: Alright, go ahead. Charlotte: Tell me, Mr. Cyno, what were your thoughts about the tournament? And did you have anything to say about the Treasure Hoarder incident? Cyno: Hmm... Genius Invokation TCG is a very good game. But to me, it's not just a game, it's an art form. It allows people to meet others, make friends, and experience the joy of dueling together. I hope everyone can have the chance to experience the fun of playing this game. Charlotte: Great answer. That'll be a perfect ending for my news piece. Cyno: Therefore, I assure you that I will personally bring judgment to any criminals out there with delusions of desecrating this game with their evil plans. No matter where you run, or where you hide, you will not escape the punishment of lightning. Charlotte: Oh! Ahem, I see... Let's stay calm, no need to get worked up. Now let me think... Hmm... "Not-So-Genius Thieves Behind Mysterious Treasure-Chest Card Back Plot Finally"... umm... Cyno: "Got decked..." You get it, like cards and punching? Charlotte: Yes, that'll work nicely! Tighnari: Traveler, what a coincidence! Cyno already told me everything that happened. Traveler: About Cyno's unfunny jokes... Tighnari: I'll stop you right there! Cyno has already told me countless jokes with that smug look on his face. I don't want to hear any more. That's all I have to say on that topic. Hu as in "Who put me in this coffin?" and Tao as in "I can't geT OUt!" Hehe... No, not funny? —Hu Tao, from Genshin Impact *sigh* I gotta find something fun to do... Sitting around doing nothing is a fate worse than death. —Hu Tao, from Genshin Impact Hmm... it looks like I mixed up my salt and my sugar. Savory Mizu Manjuu. Yes, this can work. I'll give them to Thoma. —Kamisato Ayato, from Genshin Impact Kamisato Ayato: Oh, and I almost forgot. That milk I just had — please order one more and deliver it to Thoma. Paimon: Oh no, poor Thoma! Thoma: Masterfully done, everything was perfect. Well, except for one minor detail... I somehow ended up with a glass of very peculiar-tasting milk. Kamisato Ayato: Hmm? Didn't you like it? I distinctly remember you saying you are quite partial to exotic flavors. Thoma: Oh, my lord... Ah, dear Chongyun. Though he understands me quite well, one has to exercise caution when teaming up with him to go on a quest. He is making good progress in the martial arts, but I would say he hasn't quite internalized the chivalric code yet... He needs more practice. Especially at eating spicy food... —Xingqiu, from Genshin Impact I do admire Xingqiu for his devotion to chivalry and his martial arts proficiency. However — I must warn you that he definitely has a mean side, too. If you find that you fall foul of any of his antics, come to me and we'll form a "Victims of Xingqiu" alliance. There is strength in numbers. —Chongyun about Xingqiu, from Genshin Impact

Honkai Star Rail

I dig jokes — there's just too much sorrow and resentment in the world. Sure, jokes won't make the world any better, but they don't make it any worse either. —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Let's play hide and seek. —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Why don't you stay and play for a while? —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Having fun? That's all that matters! —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail I promise you won't be bored with me. Can you say the same? —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Sparkle will never give you up, never let you down, or run around and desert you. She will never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you. —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail You sound very sure of yourself. Looks like you've already convinced that Chicken Wing Boy from The Family. How did you do it, little peacock? Did you strip yourself naked, apologize to him on your knees, and promise that IPC would never harm Penacony? Friends? Oh, please. You guys only treat others as your bargaining chips. —Sparkle to Aventurine, from Honkai Star Rail But the smarter ones wouldn't have joined the game in the first place. See? I'm smarter. Listen, little peacock. You've been invited by the Tavern before too. If you want the Masked Fools to get onboard, you need to figure out what it is The Laughter wants. Here's a hint for you — Since you can't convince anyone, why don't you find a rock to be friends with? At least a rock won't be able to refute your arguments, haha. —Sparkle to Aventurine, from Honkai Star Rail Wow, you can endure that much? Truly, a heart of ice you've got there. Hey, maybe we could actually get along? —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Umm, excuse me... Why don't you rest for a little while... ...inside the real Dreamscape. —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail You have 10 seconds — 10, 9...1! —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail *laughs* Were you scared just now? —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Why don't you stay and play for a while? —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Oops, did that hurt? —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Don't worry, I'll go easy. —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Graceful, entertaining, distinguished, yet dangerous... I'm just itching to bring someone like that down, but hey, her wrecking me... is totally on the table too! —Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail Sparkle left a red package with some chocolates inside. One of the chocolates is sweet, another astringent, a third is bitter-sweet, and four more chocolates contain exciting tastes that no mortals have ever experienced before. Which one will you pick? — Description of the Valentine's Day art of Sparkle, from Honkai Star Rail

Quotes from Other Sources

Battle For Dream Island
Hey guys, for a prank... —Blocky, from Battle For Dream Island

Welcome Home (spoilers)

What do you call a beagle with no ears? Nothin'! He can't hear ya anyways! (Sting) —Barnaby B. Beagle, in the "Barnaby" page from Welcome Home Is this a prank call, kid? Listen, I got a better joke for you- What did the bee say to the flower? I wouldn't know, I wasn't there! What do I look like, a BEE's-dropper? [Rimshot and horn honk. Barnaby laughs. Silence follows.] ....Not even a chuckle? Boy, tough crowd! Hey, you can't blame a guy for phoning it in! How about you call me back when you got something funny to say too, little buddy! Buh bye! —Barnaby B. Beagle, in the "It's-For-You!" Talking Telephone Toy from Welcome Home I got a good one that's been brewin' in this pot of mine all day! What do you call a caterpillar after a month-long nap? A butterfly! But if you ask me, I'd call the poor guy a doctor! —Barnaby B. Beagle, in the "Hotdogs" Mystery Audio from Welcome Home Oh, don't you worry, Frank! The last thing I'll do is overwhelm your orchids. Your plants all seem clover it! Hey, hey! Not a daisy goes by where you don't get impatient... but hey, I'm just pollen your leg! [Backing away] Alright, alright I'll grow... But every dogwood has his day! I'll still poppy in from time to time, even if you're still rough around the hedges! —Barnaby B. Beagle, in the "4-14-bf" hidden video from Welcome Home